Friday, December 14, 2007
SUNSHINE IS BAD FOR YOU
Today we shall talk about the Sunshine boy, aka Calvin something
(Surname easily forgotten. so insignificant anyway.)
Firstly, I am sure everyone knows Fahrenheit.
(also translated as flying wheel sea.)
Even people on pluto know them.
Seeing how far they are and how pluto isnt even close enough to be in the solar system, I assume everyone knows 50% of the members, which is particularly wuzun and Mr. Dandy boy.
Lets start off with Wuzun's newest bomb, 公主小妹.
I dont even think its a bomb, its more of a weak spark of jizz.
Firstly, its Goong + Hana Yori Dango. Basically it means we already know the ending.
The only idol drama I can think of that sucks more than this is Smiling Pasta, also known as 微笑Pasta, because Pastas dont smile. And because the main characters are RETARDED.
Secondly, Wuzun is supposed to be some prince.
Unfortunately, he looks more like a waiter in the show.
Come on... shouldnt he be wearing tuxedos and shades?
But no. He prefers to look like some anonymous waiter wearing an apron/bib thing selling Pasta at some insignificant hole, serving weird customers like dandy boy.
And the sunshine boy. OH GEEZ. so G-A-Y.
Well, all the characters look gay in fact.
Lets say Wuzun is on the verge of crossing that line, with his toe ON the line.
Then most probably we can find Dandy boy already dancing happily on the other side.
Looking at the Sunshine boy is like walking into a room full of dead people.
you either grow WALLUMPS of goosebumps, or you shrivel up and die.
Can you imagine Sunshine boy, dancing around?
his twisted retaard face....
emiting his rays of sunlight....
inducing cataracts.....
killing all the grass.....
contributing ot global warming......
spreading skin cancer.....
& mounts off.
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